Drug dealer and career criminal Marvin Baird has received a "James Bond" make over by the Sun newspaper.
Returning to his house in On Thank, Marvin's spokeswoman, Wendy Bungalow, commented "While it's true that Marvin was a drug addict he doesn't take drugs any more. Or any less." Asked if it was true that Marvin and his gang beat up the new tenants Wendy Bungalow denied Marvin was involved "It's completely untrue. Marvin was receiving his new teeth at the time."
Spokeswoman for East Ayrshire Council, Wendy Bungalow, told us "East Ayrshire Council hope that the BBC will be able to show the additional two programs soon. Just as soon as Kilmarnock Sheriff Court jail those preventing the screening. Unfortunately, as soon as one is jailed another is arrested. But I've got DVDs if you're interested?"
Killie shaken and stirred by Marvin’s James Bond makeover
Man With The Golden Gums
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